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Walmart and sex toys......

Postby Marvinteck » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:50 pm

I had to make a run to Walmart this evening with my brother to pick up a few things. When we were walking out the front doors after we had checked out we were approached by a black fellow that was looking for a ride him and his "friend". They had just moved down here from Charlotte NC. They were wondering if we could give them ride to there house a half mile away. We obliged and gave them a ride. They seemed to be nice enough people. I feel like I missed a opportunity to talk to other people like me face to face and sorta regret not talking to them more. Oh well.

After we dropped them off we stopped by the porn shop and I bought my first toy. I originally went in there to buy a small cat o' nine tails but they were out of them. I browsed and looked around the store at the different toys they had available. I took a quick peek at what they had available when it came to movies and skin mags too. I was looking for a small toy to start out with to stimulate my prostate and wasnt to pricey. I settled on a waterproof three speed six inch pink G spot power bullet. Its called the Wisteria Breeze by BMS Enterprises. Havent used it yet but Ill have to give yall a review once I do.
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby nimby » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:50 pm

and we'll be waiting. Personally I like the Aneros, though a bit pricy. You can find similar products at much more reasonable prices.
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby madsglen » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:28 pm

Good luck, Marvintek. (BTW, it's pretty cool that you and your brother can hang out together at a porn shop...)

This website was posted on this board quite a while ago. Remembered it so thought I'd pass it along. Still kind of fascinates me...

http://www.highisland.com/pm_instructions.php
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby nimby » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:15 pm

It forgot to mention about the possibility of EXPLOSIVE orgasms. :mrgreen:
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby crankycurmudgeon » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:58 pm

nimby wrote:It forgot to mention about the possibility of EXPLOSIVE orgasms. :mrgreen:


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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby Marvinteck » Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:39 pm

Marvinteck wrote:Its called the Wisteria Breeze by BMS Enterprises.


I have used it a few times now and got close to no results. The most I can about it is that its good for beginners that arent used have 12 inch dongs shoved up there. I wouldnt recommend buying it if you want earth shattering pleasure. Ill give it 2 out of 5 stars.

madsglen wrote:(BTW, it's pretty cool that you and your brother can hang out together at a porn shop...)


We have watched porn together as well in the past but thats a whole different story. No, its not what yall are thinking.

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nimby wrote:It forgot to mention about the possibility of EXPLOSIVE orgasms. :mrgreen:


Your mileage may vary.


At this point I think my prostate is dead after using this toy. Im not giving up though on future toys and adventures.
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby nimby » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:34 pm

Just came back from the, "Everything To Do With Sex Show" here in Toronto. JUst picture a huge convention centre filled with adult toy booths and seminars on every topic conceivable.

And there all types there, young, old, tall, short, fat, thin, gay, straight, ablebodied and handicapped. The only common thread is that we were all sexual people.

And yes, there some great deals on toys. :mrgreen:
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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby DeckApe » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:40 pm

nimby wrote:And yes, there some great deals on toys. :mrgreen:


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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby crankycurmudgeon » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:45 pm

DeckApe wrote:
nimby wrote:And yes, there some great deals on toys. :mrgreen:


Reviews!


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Re: Walmart and sex toys......

Postby nimby » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:23 pm

(Te he he) Well, let me just say we had to repeat one experiment shortly after to see if the results were accurate. And yup, they were. :mrgreen:
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