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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:37 pm

Every &*$% year. I hate Christmas.

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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:41 pm

When I was a kid, for my typewriter.

HYE crochet'd something?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Fri Apr 24, 2015 7:59 pm

Yes. A fourteen-foot-long scarf for a Doctor Who costume. Not an authentic one, because I was too cheap to buy the yarn in the right colors.

HYE sneezed and farted at the same time?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:55 pm

No - not that...but laughing and drinking and a nasal expulsion comes to mind.

HYE lost a really important document - passport, drivers license, birth certificate etc?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:06 pm

Seventeen years ago. It turned up in the pocket of another shirt.

HYE dialed a wrong number and ended up talking for more than three minutes?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:35 pm

Not me but my daughter did when a todler and playing on the phone. I didn't realize she actually dialed a number and got someone...in Austria!

HYE experienced a booger bubble?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Fri Jun 26, 2015 9:32 am

*sigh* sadly, yes.

HYE worn a shirt inside out and not immediately noticed?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:39 pm

Me, no, but funny story. Two years ago at Pride a good friend of mine walked out of his hotel room wearing his shirt inside out. I noticed this and pointed it out to him. He brushed me off saying it was supposed to be that was. Well, i questioned the fashionista again and he said something like, "duh Mike! I think i would know. I bought it like this and have been wearing it like this for months." As we climbed into the elevator I asked him to humour me and turn it 'inside out'. So he did and low and behold, his t-shirt made sense. He asked, "What does it say! What does it say?" When I told him it said, "Street Smart", he replied, "Oh. Good thing, because obviously 'book smart' I am not." Oh man, we laughed so hard. Good thing he is pretty.

HYE had to correct someone for a really silly mistake?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:29 pm

Yes...but it was my own mistake... I was hosting a party - cards, cigars,,,nothing fancy... I called up my local eating place in advance and ordered "chicken wings for nineteen peope"... Easy, peasy... I went to pick up chicken wings for 19 people only to find out that I ordered chicken wings for ninety (90) people... I (and my co-workers) were living off the damn things for a month.

HYE sat next to a really "stinky" person on a flight?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:55 pm

A. I'm answering my own question...Hate That...But...on Monday I was on a flight from Munich to Sarajevo... I was seated next to a guy that hadn't showered for a month...he positively "hummed" with body odor; it must have been so evident that the flight attendant asked me if I'd like to move seats...which I did IMMEDIATELY...In short, the guy STANK!

Q. HYE made a pumpkin pie? It's "pumpkin" season here in the Balkans - with GREAT pumpkin soup wherever you go... But "real" pumpkin pie...Not happening...

- So, if you've got a simple pumpkin pie recipie that you'd like to share - PLEASE do so!!!!
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:16 pm

A: Sorry, no, never have.

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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:46 pm

A. Yes...and No...; I took a weekend trip to Bangkok a couple years ago. Cheap package deal that I found on the internet ~ it included flight and hotel...Flight was OK,,,Checked into the hotel...took one look at the room and didn't even unpack my bag...The hotel was Hooker Heaven...Immediately left without checking out, cashed in my Marriott points and checked into a "real" hotel. Stayed for the entire pre-paid holiday ~ at my own expense ~ & caught the charter flight back...

Q. HYE bought a Pomegranate???...and what did you do with it?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:50 am

A: No, so "none of the above."

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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Sun Jan 17, 2016 4:02 pm

A. No; Other than size (I'm now a "L"); it's the same tightly-whities ~ briefs, not boxers, thank you.

Q. HYE looked/searched for a long-lost-friend/lover/acquaintance using one of the Internet search tools? And if so, the results?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:41 pm

A: Yes. Result: success on Facebook.

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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:51 pm

A: nope, never.

HYE bought something cool at an estate sale?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:14 am

A: Yes. I purchased a microscope and some slides when I was a kid. I wish I could visit that estate sale as an adult, because I know now it had a whole bunch of other cool things and gadgets, like old radios and vacuum tubes. :D

HYE tied a bow tie?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:49 pm

Nope, never.

HYE kissed a girl?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:59 pm

A. Yes - Not including aunts & grandma's, weddings & funerals...1978...High school prom date.
Q. HYE "told off" your boss?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:26 pm

Guinness Fan wrote:Q. HYE "told off" your boss?


A: Not seriously, though I did read him the riot act once because he didn't want to do something that would've involve 30 seconds of his participation. I accused him of not wanting to get a blister on his thumb. :D

HYE been spotted urinating in public?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:55 pm

Spotted? Nope

HYE seen a UFO?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:34 am

A: Not that has registered in my memory, no. Though going by the strict definition of Unidentified Flying Object, I must have done simply because I don't recognize everything in the sky.

HYE seen Bigfoot/Sasquatch?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby Guinness Fan » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:02 pm

A. Yes...kind of...Well, some of the guys here in the Balkans are Sasquatch-like...

Q. HYE gone inner tube rafting on a river?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby DeckApe » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:50 pm

A: I have not.

HYE been ditched on a date?
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Re: Have You Ever...

Postby nimby » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:42 pm

Sadly, :oops: .
HYE run around your neighbourhood, at night, naked?
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