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How gay are YOU?

I'd rather have sex with Anna.
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I'd rather have sex with Moore.
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How gay are YOU?

Postby LongHornA4Boy » Fri May 27, 2005 2:56 pm

This test is to basically determine how gay you are. Would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman such as Anna Kournicova or a not so attractive man, such as Michael Moore.

This might be tricky for those of you who can't get it up for a woman. The question is, can you get it up for Moore?!?!
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Postby g.cunningham » Fri May 27, 2005 3:56 pm

This test is to basically determine how gay you are. Would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman such as Anna Kournicova or a not so attractive man, such as Michael Moore.
This might be tricky for those of you who can't get it up for a woman. The question is, can you get it up for Moore?!?!


I don't understand? SO to prove your gay you either have to f*ck a slobby fat str8 guy or boff a female tennis player? That is not really much of a choice. Given that I'd stick to Rosy Palm and her sisters.
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Postby Smitty » Fri May 27, 2005 3:57 pm

Before I answer, does phone sex count?
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Fri May 27, 2005 3:59 pm

LongHornA4Boy wrote:This test is to basically determine how gay you are. Would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman such as Anna Kournicova or a not so attractive man, such as Michael Moore.

This might be tricky for those of you who can't get it up for a woman. The question is, can you get it up for Moore?!?!


The thought of having sex with either makes my penis shrivel up like a rotten banana. :-&
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Postby Sconesss » Fri May 27, 2005 5:09 pm

Anna Kournicova all the way....but I'm straight :P
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Postby cloudy » Fri May 27, 2005 5:31 pm

I only found out who they were thanks to Earl, a few days ago.

Neither. They would have to pay me.... and it would have to be a lot.

Having a wang, or even being considered good looking is no turn on for me.

Almost no one turns me on.
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Postby devilnuts » Fri May 27, 2005 5:47 pm

The follow up quiz will be...

"Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie O'Donnell or the Taco Bell Chiahuahua?"

What kind of question is that? Micheal Moore or Anna. I'm with Gary...I'd rather stick to jackin' it myself without either of them involved.
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Postby Smitty » Fri May 27, 2005 6:36 pm

devilnuts wrote:"Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie O'Donnell or the Taco Bell Chiahuahua?"

Oooooo! Don't mention sex with dogs here. People get reeeeally tense about that! Believe me. I know. :shock: :P
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Postby LongHornA4Boy » Fri May 27, 2005 6:41 pm

devilnuts wrote:The follow up quiz will be...

"Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie O'Donnell or the Taco Bell Chiahuahua?"

What kind of question is that? Micheal Moore or Anna. I'm with Gary...I'd rather stick to jackin' it myself without either of them involved.


Well jacking off wasn't an option. The test was just for fun anyway, in the event you HAD to choose between the two.

Now, I'd rather be with Anna, and I probably could get it up! hahaha someone voted for Moore.
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Postby LongHornA4Boy » Fri May 27, 2005 6:43 pm

Gaydudelaf wrote:
LongHornA4Boy wrote:This test is to basically determine how gay you are. Would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman such as Anna Kournicova or a not so attractive man, such as Michael Moore.

This might be tricky for those of you who can't get it up for a woman. The question is, can you get it up for Moore?!?!


The thought of having sex with either makes my penis shrivel up like a rotten banana. :-&



hahahahahahahaha....you crack me up dude :wink: :D :D :D
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Postby rockthaboat » Fri May 27, 2005 6:46 pm

i'd have to abstain from them both :)
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Postby devilnuts » Fri May 27, 2005 7:07 pm

Smitty wrote:
devilnuts wrote:"Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie O'Donnell or the Taco Bell Chiahuahua?"

Oooooo! Don't mention sex with dogs here. People get reeeeally tense about that! Believe me. I know. :shock: :P


LOL...I don't even want to know Smitty...
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Fri May 27, 2005 7:11 pm

LongHornA4Boy wrote:hahahahahahahaha....you crack me up dude :wink: :D :D :D


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Postby LongHornA4Boy » Sat May 28, 2005 1:31 am

Gaydudelaf wrote:
LongHornA4Boy wrote:hahahahahahahaha....you crack me up dude :wink: :D :D :D


:D


:lol: :lol: :D :wink:

OK, maybe it was a stupid post......but I mean hypothetically if one HAD to choose was the situation. I'm not really attracted to either, but if I HAD to choose, I'd rather do Anna.

Most guys were just like "uhhhhhhh I'd rather not do either" lol.
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Sat May 28, 2005 1:50 am

LongHornA4Boy wrote:
Gaydudelaf wrote:
LongHornA4Boy wrote:hahahahahahahaha....you crack me up dude :wink: :D :D :D


:D


:lol: :lol: :D :wink:

OK, maybe it was a stupid post......but I mean hypothetically if one HAD to choose was the situation. I'm not really attracted to either, but if I HAD to choose, I'd rather do Anna.

Most guys were just like "uhhhhhhh I'd rather not do either" lol.


Its all good! Good topic for conversation actually. Thats how we learn about each other!
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Postby devilnuts » Sat May 28, 2005 2:51 am

LOL...there is no such thing as a stupid post...well there is...but we don't say it out loud. A post is a post...a thread is a thread. It's all good. But ewwwwwww...lol. Okay...I probably wouldn't kick Anna out of bed either...just as long as she let me play with her balls...lol
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Postby cloudy » Sat May 28, 2005 2:56 am

No one ever HAS to make a choice decided by anyone else. It may be a grim choice, but there is always suicide... fight viciously, no surrender, fight dirty, with as much destruction and mayhem as possible until you are killed. It's the warrior way.

I am a warrior.

Rule number one for a warrior is that a warrior can not be captured against his will.

Now this leaves only two options.

Allow yourself to be captured in order to fight again later,
or immediately kill yourself. In this case, I might... give in, to take my revenge later... kill them later for revenge for trying to make me do something against my will. And I might be mean enough to make the culprits suffer... just because. Suffer a lot.

Don't ever mess with me. I fight back. Visciously. No surrender, no quarter. Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Not only do I get mad, I get even.
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Sat May 28, 2005 9:24 am

cloudy wrote:No one ever HAS to make a choice decided by anyone else.


Unless in the heat of passion they ask you if you would rather top or bottom.
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Postby rovie » Sat May 28, 2005 9:49 am

OK LongHornA4Boy I'm a sport, I don't mind playing by the rules.

Simple answer is Moore.

It's probably easier for me because Courtney once gave me a scenario of only two options: Kylie Minogue or the John Howard (Prime Minister of Australia). Being a 100%er I had to choose John Howard.

You are allowed to kill yourself after the act but not before: - thems the rules.
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Sat May 28, 2005 10:03 am

rovie wrote:OK LongHornA4Boy I'm a sport, I don't mind playing by the rules.

Simple answer is Moore.

It's probably easier for me because Courtney once gave me a scenario of only two options: Kylie Minogue or the John Howard (Prime Minister of Australia). Being a 100%er I had to choose John Howard.

You are allowed to kill yourself after the act but not before: - thems the rules.


You could get your penis up for that slob? :lol:
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Postby cloudy » Sat May 28, 2005 10:46 am

Gaydudelaf wrote:
cloudy wrote:No one ever HAS to make a choice decided by anyone else.


Unless in the heat of passion they ask you if you would rather top or bottom.


No... they are the bottom, or go away.

No one is EVER, EVER going to tell me what to do. Try it more than once and you have a mortal enemy.
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Sat May 28, 2005 11:06 am

cloudy wrote:
Gaydudelaf wrote:
cloudy wrote:No one ever HAS to make a choice decided by anyone else.


Unless in the heat of passion they ask you if you would rather top or bottom.


No... they are the bottom, or go away.

No one is EVER, EVER going to tell me what to do. Try it more than once and you have a mortal enemy.


I can't argue with that. :lol:
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Postby LongHornA4Boy » Sat May 28, 2005 11:25 am

rovie wrote:OK LongHornA4Boy I'm a sport, I don't mind playing by the rules.

Simple answer is Moore.

It's probably easier for me because Courtney once gave me a scenario of only two options: Kylie Minogue or the John Howard (Prime Minister of Australia). Being a 100%er I had to choose John Howard.

You are allowed to kill yourself after the act but not before: - thems the rules.


To each his own....

While I might be able to get it up, it may not STAY up....I do need visual interest, and neither could ldo it!
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Sat May 28, 2005 11:28 am

LongHornA4Boy wrote:To each his own....

While I might be able to get it up, it may not STAY up....I do need visual interest, and neither could ldo it!


You could take viagra but then you would go blind. Even worse you would not be able to nut!
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Postby cloudy » Sat May 28, 2005 2:34 pm

Viagara is very helpfull and can enhance the experience too.

If someone really turns me off, even viagara won't work.
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