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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:29 am

^Insists that the national anthem be changed to "The Chicken Dance."
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:27 pm

^ Applied for a job as a male stripper...but the only place that would hire him was the Comedy Club.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:23 pm

^tried selling his body on street corners; was offered $20 to keep it to himself. (He took the $20, though... I never said he was stupid.)
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Mon Jul 20, 2015 1:51 pm

^ He's got a reputation for having awesome sex...now all he needs is a partner :lol:
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:32 pm

^thinks sex is a lot like the card game Bridge... if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. :D
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Sat Aug 01, 2015 4:58 pm

Showed up for his first hand at playing bridge yesterday...actually wearing a rubber...not realising that "rubber bridge" is not actually a contact sport.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:10 pm

^Inadvertently started a catfight by declaring it was his turn to be "the pretty one."
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:24 pm

Is secretly Donald Trump's hair stylist
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:12 pm

^blows through a can of hairspray a day, freely cops to being responsible for hole in ozone layer.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby nimby » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:14 pm

^ Uses his hammer tow for household repairs.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:19 am

^ Repurposes old footie socks for beer cozies.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:34 pm

^ Can carry on a stimulating conversation with an amoeba.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby nimby » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:05 pm

^ Won the National Cevapcici eating contest.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:36 am

^has a vibrating... er, appliance that hums the guitar solo from "Stairway to Heaven."
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:57 pm

^ Has a disco ball in his bedroom.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:49 pm

^Knows Donald Trump's hairdresser.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby nimby » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:46 pm

^ Fits nicely into a B-cup brassiere.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:07 am

^keeps turning up the 'brightness' setting on his television, hoping the programming will get smarter.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby sammyboy » Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:25 pm

^ Thinks "Fellatio" is a hunky Italian actor...
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby nimby » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:38 pm

^ Just shattered Deckape's dreams while bedazzling his new jeans. :lol:
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:27 am

^ was a doorknob licker in his youth, leading to his current favorite hobby... :wink:
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby Guinness Fan » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:58 pm

Spent an entire evening with a can of Campbell's Alphabet Soup...trying to make a single word out of the letters in his bowl & came up short.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:15 am

^knows a word that rhymes with 'orange.' Also, won't tell anyone what it is.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby nimby » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:44 pm

^ wore two different shoes and started new trend.
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Re: Game: Tell Lie About the Last Poster II

Postby DeckApe » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:46 pm

^Took the 'piranha jacuzzi' challenge.
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