Have You Ever Been Caught?

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Ever been caught masterbating?

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Postby Smitty » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:02 am

ChunkJGZX wrote:... we're talking at least 8 or 9 times a day ...

You are my hero. :shock:
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Postby Schlodesss » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:10 am

Smitty, I know.. if I do it 3 times in one day it's a crazy day.. but still happens from time to time.
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Postby Antonkucinski » Sun Apr 10, 2005 2:39 pm

Never got caught, but I never took any real risk either.

As for solo....well, usually one or twice/day bec I don't have an opportunity for more than that:)

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Postby nimby » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:15 pm

This seems like a fun topic to recessitate.

Yup. Busted in the shower a few times. And by the crunchy t-shirt at the side of the bed. LOL!!
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Postby catapult » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:30 pm

A few close calls, but never got busted, even though our freaking bathroom door at home lock didn't work for years! So lucky.

One time in college, I was living at a sort of frat house and I was so hot I got up out of bed to do it or finish in the public bathroom. I was so in the mood to be exhibitionist about it that I decided to shoot it out the second story window on a cool summer night! It was great! But I shudder at the thought that someone might have come in and busted me. :oops: Who knows, maybe he would have joined me. See who could shoot it the farthest. Glad I didn't hit anybody on the street or in the bushes below!

How many of you catch it in a tissue or TP and how many of you just let it squirt on you? :oops: :P
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Postby DeckApe » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:11 pm

I've gotten caught once. By a shipmate, who was the other librarian. He just snickered and left.

I either mop up with tissue if I'm in my office, surfing internet porn or I just unload all over myself if I'm about to head into the shower.
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Postby westguy3 » Sun May 03, 2009 4:38 pm

i've never been caught but I've def. caught others that I've lived with or roomed with. I guess it's a special talent or something.

The part I don't get is the sort of "criminal" minds of guys that ALWAYS leave a clue of some kind hanging around, a dirty t-shirt, rolled up tissue or evidence on the walls... I mean, do you think that's just gonna just disappear? that stuff stinks after about a day or so, A LOT! Maybe it's a primitive guy thing, leaving a nice strong scent to mark territory! LOL...
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Postby LtotheP » Tue May 05, 2009 5:16 pm

Never been caught in the act...but I did get in trouble for taking too long of showers....
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Postby FRE » Sat May 30, 2009 7:10 pm

I've never been caught. However, when I was a kid (< 12 years old) and my mother tucked me into bed, sometimes she'd sit on the edge of the bed and we'd talk for a while. I remember a few times she asked, in a practically panicky voice, "Where are your hands?" I was expected to move my hands so that she could varify that they were not where they shouldn't be. Sick!!
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby and_like_that_hes_gone » Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:21 pm

I was in the 10th grade when i got caught.

If anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode about the Contest, then you'll know that I am in the same company as George Costanza who got caught by his mother, though not in the exact same circumstance.

It was at night definitely after 11pm- maybe midnight when I was in the crawlspace-type closet :lol: where I was doing it in. Apparently I was making enough noise for my mother to go from the bathroom, open my bedroom door, and open the closet door to see the greatest shock of her life. I don't remember if words were spoken, but i went straight to bed.

The next day came. I stayed upstairs the whole day and afternoon- it was Saturday- until my mom got home from work. She told me she would not tell my dad about what happened, but she did tell me she thought i needed to see a shrink. That has not happened. Yet.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby DeckApe » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:32 am

and_like_that_hes_gone wrote:I was in the 10th grade when i got caught.

If anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode about the Contest, then you'll know that I am in the same company as George Costanza who got caught by his mother, though not in the exact same circumstance.

It was at night definitely after 11pm- maybe midnight when I was in the crawlspace-type closet :lol: where I was doing it in. Apparently I was making enough noise for my mother to go from the bathroom, open my bedroom door, and open the closet door to see the greatest shock of her life. I don't remember if words were spoken, but i went straight to bed.

The next day came. I stayed upstairs the whole day and afternoon- it was Saturday- until my mom got home from work. She told me she would not tell my dad about what happened, but she did tell me she thought i needed to see a shrink. That has not happened. Yet.


I would've thought getting caught by your mother would've provided all the shrinking you'd need. :shock: :lol:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby nimby » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:04 am

When I was a teen, on two separate occasions, I got caught giving and receiving oral by my mom. That was pretty embarrassing, but was never discussed. :lol:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby Rico » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:33 pm

I don't recall ever being caught except for the very first time when I nearly turned myself in. I still remember my first ejaculation...I felt all this warm sticky stuff in my palm...I ran to the bathroom and looked at it in shock and horror. It wasn't blood! What was it? Is it some kind of white blood? I didn't know.

My first thought was that I had done something terrible and broken it. For a moment I contemplated running downstairs to show my mom what I had done. Maybe she would want to take me to the hospital? Then perhaps male instinct kicked in. I wiped it up on a tissue...flushed it down the toilet...and went back to bed worried that I would die in my sleep.

To this day I wonder how my mother would have reacted if I had run down the stairs and held out in front of her a palm full of cum. Just thinking about it now makes me laugh.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby nimby » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:35 pm

Bwaa haa haa!!!!! God I love that story!!!
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby solitaryman1969 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:22 pm

I've never been caught, but I'm sure I've come close to being found out.

I always made sure the radio was on, and for some reason, the song "It's a Sin" by the Petshop Boys would always come on at the exact time I was spanking the monkey. :D

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby Earl Butz » Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:01 am

Funny how this topic survived four and a half years with no posts....

Never been caught, but came close once. Never had Rico's problem, either. Luckily I had a friend in grade 8 who explained it all to me. He even gave me a demonstration when I slept at his house once.... :mrgreen:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby madsglen » Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:01 pm

solitaryman1969 wrote:I always made sure the radio was on, and for some reason, the song "It's a Sin" by the Petshop Boys would always come on at the exact time I was spanking the monkey. :D


Oh, man... you realize now that you've put that visual in my head I'll think of it every time ANY Petshop Boys song is played, right? Of course you did. :roll:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby DeckApe » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:25 pm

And a sub-question to this is: is it still 'getting caught' if you don't care?
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby nimby » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:29 pm

Then it becomes a spectator sport.
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