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Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby nathanjones » Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:59 pm

I was reading the article about the man in Canada caught masterbating in his window....

Then I read in the Q & A thread where poor Keith was caught spanking his delicious monkey.....so.....

Have you ever been caught?

Who caught you and provide all the gory details.... :lol:

I've never been caught, but it has always been one of my biggest fears....

My Mom caught Mike and I doing the deed in HER bed! :shock: So I sorta figure, if I can survive that incident, I can probably live with being caught on my own. :oops:

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Postby Lesley R. Charles » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:15 pm

No, I haven't been caught. But I have been nearly caught especially when I was younger and was doing it in the public bathrooms.
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Postby nathanjones » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:21 pm

I swear, I must be one of the least horny people in the world....I hear these stories of people doing things in public bathrooms....having sex with next door neighbor boys @ 9 and 10 years old....losing their virginity @ 13, etc...etc...

I know I started masterbating when I was around 13....but I would always wait until nobody was home (which was hardly ever) or when I finally got my own bedroom...which was around 14...(if you wanna call it a bedroom)....but I do remember doing some really stupid stuff.....I mean at the time, I didn't think it stupid...but...

I use to flick my cum onto the bathroom walls...I use to hear my Mom and sisters talking about that sticky rusty colored stuff on the bathrooms walls and I would just act like I didn't hear a word they said....Oh God, I'm turning red just thinking about it... :oops: :lol:

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Postby Lesley R. Charles » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:26 pm

That was the horniest I ever got. But by my earlier twenties my sex drive really diminished. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy giving my boyfriend blow jobs because I do. Billy, I didn't have sex with another person until I was 36.
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Postby nathanjones » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:29 pm

Lesley R. Charles wrote:Billy, I didn't have sex with another person until I was 36.


Lesley, I wasn't meaning JUST YOU! I meant, the stories people have told me about when they started having sex, etc......

I didn't have sex until Mike...@ 21.

I was telling someone the other day that I can remember being in High School and hearing the term "blowjob" for the first time and I had no idea what they were talking about.

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Postby Lesley R. Charles » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:34 pm

I didn't think you meant just me. I don't believe in sex without being in a relationship. I don't believe in one-night stands.
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Postby Smitty » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:02 am

OK. After years and years of careful wanking, I got caught.

It was when I was in the Navy. First, I gotta say, back then no one admitted to masturbating. It wasn't discussed. Period. I'm sure everyone was doing it, but at the time we all suffered under the impression we were the only pervert in the universe.

Now, on a ship there is no privacy. It was late at night. Everyone else was asleep. I don't remember if I woke up or if I had just gotten off watch, but I couldn't stand it. I had to get off. So, I'm in the head (communal john) flogging my log in an open stall - no doors - when this guy walks in. For a split second we were like two deer caught in headlights - except I had a hardon in my hand, then he lowered his head and got a little smile. He didn't turn around and leave, he backed out and closed the door. I was mortified, but I was so close I squirted anyway.

I was a little worried that I might hear about it the next day, but nothing happened.

Imagine 650 guys crammed onto a ship each trying to take care of himself without letting the other 649 find out. Unnatural.

Oh, and on the virginity thing, if that means cumming with someone else's assistence, I guess I gotta roll back from 17 - I forgot, my cousin (male) jerked me off when I was 12.
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Postby Schlodesss » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:44 am

Smitty - He prolly smiled and backed out then closed the door cause he was thinking "Go ahead & empty em... I do it to... :lol: ".

Billy, I am right there with you as far as being one of the least horny people in the world... I dunno what the deal is there..

Luckily i've never been caught... had some near misses though. :o
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Postby Smitty » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:22 am

Schlodesss wrote:Smitty - He prolly smiled and backed out then closed the door cause he was thinking "Go ahead & empty em... I do it to... :lol: ".

I'm not certain I think I had started "experimenting" by then, but I had a hard (pun) and fast rule not to do anything with anyone on my ship. I wasn't interested in a dishonorable discharge (pun) - BUT that guy was so hot, had he stepped forward and offered to lend a hand, I prolly woulda let him and I would have returned the favor. :P

Can we get this graphic here w/o warping the juniors? :?
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Postby AJ » Sun Jan 30, 2005 4:53 pm

I was caught the first time at school,in the trees that lined the football field.It was 1 of my school mates.As kids,all the classes had their own huts built in the trees so I guess there was always something going on.
It didn´t take long after this episode before the guy that caught got some other guys together and we had our regular circle jerks .which sometimes turned into more.The funny thing is:-I don´t think these guys would today admit to have done such a dirty deed
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Postby nathanjones » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:44 pm

AJ wrote:I was caught the first time at school,in the trees that lined the football field.It was 1 of my school mates.As kids,all the classes had their own huts built in the trees so I guess there was always something going on.
It didn´t take long after this episode before the guy that caught got some other guys together and we had our regular circle jerks .which sometimes turned into more.The funny thing is:-I don´t think these guys would today admit to have done such a dirty deed


See! This is what I mean! How come y'all had all the fun?!?!?! :lol:

I'm kinda surprised so many people have been caught, but not surprised nobody is sharing their story! :P Cept Smitty.....he's the cool one!. :wink:

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Postby Frosty » Sun Jan 30, 2005 9:59 pm

There have been plenty of near misses for me. One of my roommates in college was a Mormon, and a fairly new and zealous one at that. I remember one night logging on and looking for some good porn to spank to. I had just finished, literally- the tissue was still in my hand, when the door started opening. I had just enough time to pull my pants up (not button or zip, I was terrified I might be peeking out the entire time) when the roomie and his entire Mormon youth group walk into the room!

I made small talk as they filed in, shut down my pc, grabbed my back pack and ran out. As I was zipping up, I heard the topic for the night, "Resisting sexual temptation." I still had the damn tissue in my hand too.
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Postby Beamer » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:00 pm

Nope - never been caught. I don't live dangerously on this one. I am not into doing it in a public places, lucky for me I've never had to. And one thing I've never understood - how people do it in work! I guess it depends on your job. But it happens in bathrooms in the corporate world, and some people have been caught - and have been terminated :shock: Imagine trying to explain to the next potential employer why you are currently unemployed after that happens. :lol:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught?

Postby adem_nyc » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:38 am

nathanjones wrote: My Mom caught Mike and I doing the deed in HER bed! :shock: So I sorta figure, if I can survive that incident, I can probably live with being caught on my own. :oops:

Billy


Okay, that right there tops any "getting caught" story! :)

I've never been caught doing anything- KNOCK ON WOOD. Heh heh, wood.


I did catch someone though. I was at my friend's house for the first time, he rents a room to this guy. I accidently opened his boarder's room and caught him banging this chick. Doggy Style.

I remember saying, "WHOA! Damn, I'm sorry!"


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Postby RedRage00 » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:31 pm

I never got caught, but I remember freshmen year my friends and I caught this guy jerking off in the restroom with a dirty magazine. :lol:

It was during PE class. There was this restroom way out past the field house that no one liked to use because it was far to walk to.

Anyway, we knew something was up with this guy because we saw him go into the restroom with a magazine. I know it was mean, but my friends & I kinda ran all the way out there with the intentions of catching him :twisted:
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Postby Chris » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:41 pm

My flatmate walked on me whacking off to a porn movie.
What made it worse was he just started talking as if there was nothing going on - I was laid there, hard-on in hand with the movie going, bright red with emabarrassment and he starts going on about the phone bill!

Never got caught banging anyone although my dad did walk into my bedroom to find me in bed (asleep) with one of his coleagues (a much younger one) but my dad just thought we were sharing the bed as we had both got drunk the nght before - we'd actually exchanged bodily fluids but we didn't tell him that. I was only 17 - it was illegal!
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Postby charmcitywop » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:09 pm

During my last family vacation. I was in my room in the bottom bunk goin' at it and someone walked in and quickly left, but I have no idea who! I could have been my mom, my sister, my 12 year-old niece or anyone of like 10 other relatives. To the day I don't know who caught me!

Then once in college. God, I can't believe I'm gonna post this! I was right in the middle when my roommate walked in with his parents! I quickly covered myself with a pillow the whole time they were there. They even took a picture of me and John, which I still have, that clearly shows the pillow on my lap! :oops:

Oddly, Jonathan's been living here for almost two years and he's never come close to catching me!

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Postby chrismanos » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:19 am

By brother caught me whacking off in my dad's truck. It was parked in the driveway. My brother was looking out the window and saw me stroking away.
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Postby Matt_da_shiat » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:28 pm

Nah i havnt been caught, i almost did tho, once wen mum suddenly came back frm town :evil: , angry haha, bt most of da time i jst want her 2 go out again bt shes always hme, sux haha
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Postby Smitty » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:44 pm

charmcitywop wrote:To the day I don't know who caught me!

Must have made for a suspenseful dinner that night. :wink:
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Postby J » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:09 pm

Never got caught, but also remember I didn't know how to jerk off till I was 24. I was just a very innocent kid I guess with wet dreams LOL. But since then, I never let my guard down and whenever I'm doing that or "sharing a moment", my radar kicks in. I swear I can sense footsteps a mile away during those times and I get paranoid.
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Postby doogie » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:10 pm

Got caught by my mother :shock: while I was humping the bed when I was about 10 or 11. Didn't know what I was doing at the time, but needless to say when I did figure out the pleasures and results of spanking the monkey I was much more careful about where and when that activity took place. :wink:
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Postby passleft » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:25 pm

I got caught quite a few times by an ex... initially i felt bad, but after weeks going by with him "not being in the mood" I really didn't care if I pulled it out and finished while we were sitting on the couch watching TV...

With Dad living here it was awkward, but luckily he pretty much stays on the first floor and he takes a while getting up the stairs and makes a lot of noise; enough time to roll over and pretend I'm sleeping. :roll:
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Postby newguy » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:47 pm

i was cuaght by my dad when i was young, a picture of this guy on the computer screen. i told him it was a joke that i was sending to a friend (huh?), but i think my balls nearly hanging out of my pants and the look on my face gave it away...
was also caught in college a handful of times, but i played it off real cool and my friends only knew when i told them weeks later.
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Postby ChunkJGZX » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:57 am

I remember when I first started masturbating it was something I did ALL the time--we're talking at least 8 or 9 times a day. I remember one day my mother making a comment about various lotions in the bathroom disappearing slowly but surely, and basically saying, "I'm not sure WHO'S using them, or what for..." with a deep tone of sarcasm as she stared at me. I of course just pretended to ignore the comment and moved right along.

I was involved in a group called Project: Search, which was basically an after school once-a-week thing where a bunch of "smart kids" from each high school would gather together at UNH to have seminars and discussion on topics that didn't fit into the regular curriculum (come to think of it... what the heck was that group for, anyway? Who funds these things?). Anyway, we'd all get together in the MUB (Municipal Union Building) in one of the theaters while the discussion was going on. I remember being mystified (and fairly stimulated) by a bunch of the guys from other schools. I thought I was being sly, and sat there and literally tried "rubbing one out" with one finger. The kid sitting next to me, Steve (who I thought was totally embroiled in a conversation with someone else) turned to me and said, "Having fun?" I froze, said, "What? What do you mean?" and changed the subject.

And again, once, years later at my fraternity house... the only computer with internet access was in the house's Chapter room... there's a bunch of strict rules about the Chapter room--one of which is, no sex (which includes masturbation, of course, especially since it's the computer we all used). It was early one Saturday morning and I didn't think anyone would be awake, so I sat there with the door locked crankin' it, when someone tried to come in. I froze when the person knocked, then immediately shut down the computer. The guy decided to go in through another door (a back door that led to our bathroom, strangely) and as I heard him coming 'round I unlocked the regular door and darted out. I know for a fact the guy coming in saw me leaving, and about a minute later he came to my door and knocked on it (I flopped onto the couch and pretended to be asleep). There was no swiftness in that escape. He never brought it up (to my face, at least).
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