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Men are package watchers?

Postby chidiver » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:02 pm

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Postby solat » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:34 am

I noticed str8 men staring at my package.

Don't believe it's a sex thing, more a sizing-up the opposition, leader of the pack thing.
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Postby qwertz » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:32 pm

According to Desmond Morris men and apes (str8 and gay) watch package all the time. It is most essntial information for them, although most men seem not to be aware of it. As far as I remember, he wrote about it in a book called "The naked ape" (not exactly sure about the title)
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Postby selective_soldier » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:43 am

Cool Post! I've seen guy checking out other guy's packages in the military and in the gym..

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Postby olywaguy » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:46 am

So why do straight men do it? What does it mean to them if a guy has a big package or a small one? He will respect the guy more because he's huge? That's silly.
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Postby Cajun » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:43 am

olywaguy wrote:So why do straight men do it? What does it mean to them if a guy has a big package or a small one? He will respect the guy more because he's huge? That's silly.


So straight men aren't allowed to do silly things?????
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Postby charmcitywop » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:36 pm

I don't really pay as much attention to what's going on down there. My eyes seem to go right from face to muscle to ass and stop there.

I tell Jonathan he's a "dick hound" because he seems to be more observant when it comes to what a guy is packing.

He was just telling me about Peyton Manning on SNL. Apparently, in one skit he plays a basketball player and his stuff is all bouncing around. Now, don't you all go covering yourselves when you meet him or you'll me us all self-conscious!
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Postby Dago » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:44 pm

My brother used to have a friend, David, who I always checked out his junk. David wore his pants just snug enough to discern the goods. I swear David musta been packing some heat, too!
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Postby qwertz » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:12 pm

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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby yomomma200749 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:25 am

chidiver wrote:Well this is interesting:

http://www.kottke.org/07/03/men-look-at-crotches


love looking at the crotch.
look there then slowly look up the guys bod to his eyes and run your tongue across your lips and watch their response:)
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Postby fratpad » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:06 pm

On the rare occasion I catch a guy looking at my crotch, I sport an instant boner (against my will) and give him something to really see.
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Postby Earl Butz » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:01 am

I like a pretty face. If the face is no good, who cares about the rest.

The only exception would be watching porn. :P
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Postby fratpad » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:22 pm

Faces, and eyes in particular, do help.
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Postby dracuscalico » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:46 am

Great article on the crotch watching. The study is a bit flawed though because ANY guy watching baseball is going to look in that area because that is the height where the pitch is going and where the swing is going to be.

Women are looking at the face, perhaps because they are thinking about how cute he is or wondering about his personality etc....but any REAL baseball fan knows where to look and it would be center body.

What's next? A photo of the Catcher? :roll: Ignoring that between his legs is where the hand signals come from, and then a study to prove that the guys are looking there more than the women? Duh!?


If they could do a study on an activity where the focal point ISN'T midbody, that might be more accurate for what they are trying to prove.
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Postby crankycurmudgeon » Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:58 pm

fratpad wrote:On the rare occasion I catch a guy looking at my crotch, I sport an instant boner (against my will) and give him something to really see.


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Postby dracuscalico » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:00 pm

crankycurmudgeon wrote:
fratpad wrote:On the rare occasion I catch a guy looking at my crotch, I sport an instant boner (against my will) and give him something to really see.


I see you... :twisted:


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Postby mrbrian200 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:21 am

Now I understand why I am more responsive to certain sports: the ones with package alert uniforms!

Games that bore me and I won't watch: Golf (long pants), basketball (loose shorts), and to some extent, pro-football (package unimpressive relative in size to those massive bodies + roids side effect well known shrinkage).

Baseball should be boring but for some reason it's not :roll: .
Diving/Swimming- hmmm, again for some reason...
Wrestling- captivating sport, both good action and as good as it gets package show. (most WWF falls into same category as pro-football unfortunately)
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby Ben » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:46 pm

It's no secret that all men check out other men's package, if only to see how they themselves measure up.

Size matters, if not to women or other men - at least to ourselves.
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby backpacker » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:19 pm

I tend to look at the ass more than the package area because unless they are naked you can't really see it but the shape of the butt provides a better imaginatory response :D I don't go to a gym so the chances of me seeing it full on are slim and I tend not to look in the public restrooms, don't want that confrontation if the guy is not pleased.
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby nimby » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:36 pm

Ok, I admit, I'm a watcher too, but not to lust for the guy. I like to see nice bodies at the gym cause it motivates me to work harder on mine. I admire the hard work that these guys put into their bodies. "Package" watching, yeah, at the gym too again, not to lust, but for comparison (followed by depression :( ). But I love butts, cause they're just so cute!!!!!
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby Phoenix6570 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:44 am

Whenever I look its never for comparison... :twisted:
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby nimby » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:05 am

Went to the gym last night and was being watched by this guy I've seen a few times. So at the end of my workout, in the changeroom and headding for the shower, who should appear? Yup, you guessed it. Showered in peace and went back to change. And he casually watched me from accross the isle. I don't mind one bit. I don't think I'm anything particularly exciting to watch, but have been complimented on my hairy chest and told to never shave it. LOL!!! I'm not even that hairy, just moderately. But most of the guys at the gym are hairless, and I mean everywhere!!
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby ispeaktexan » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:10 am

nimby wrote:Went to the gym last night and was being watched by this guy I've seen a few times. So at the end of my workout, in the changeroom and headding for the shower, who should appear? Yup, you guessed it. Showered in peace and went back to change. And he casually watched me from accross the isle. I don't mind one bit. I don't think I'm anything particularly exciting to watch, but have been complimented on my hairy chest and told to never shave it. LOL!!! I'm not even that hairy, just moderately. But most of the guys at the gym are hairless, and I mean everywhere!!


It's like that at the gyms i have been to as well.
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby Schlodesss » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:50 am

I watch crotch only if the guy doesn't have a nice facial hair... that is my big fetish, I love stache/goatee/beards...
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Re: Men are package watchers?

Postby Rico » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:48 pm

Although it's not the first place I look, my eyes are directed to a man's package sooner rather than later. It's almost a subconscious reaction. Even with guys I have no interest in whatsoever (general looks, face, personality,) I still find myself looking to see what's doin' down there. It's almost as if my brain is hard-wired that way. If nothing else, it certainly helps the work day go by faster.
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