The gay diet

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Postby nimby » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:20 am

I had a gentleman come through my office yesterday. Very attractive, fit , happy. I'd say in his late forties or early fifties.

When I looked at his driver's license, saw he was born in 1936 !!! I nearly sh!t. I took an "oficial" office pole and the consensus was that he barely looked half his age!! Good for him.
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Postby Daknee » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:32 am

nimby wrote:I had a gentleman come through my office yesterday. Very attractive, fit , happy. I'd say in his late forties or early fifties.

When I looked at his driver's license, saw he was born in 1936 !!! I nearly sh!t. I took an "oficial" office pole and the consensus was that he barely looked half his age!! Good for him.


Was his name Dorian? :lol:
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Postby Screamer » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:21 am

The kid bagging my groceries was really examining some of my choices. which seemed strange 'cause he worked there and they were all on the shelves to look at any time. I didn't ask why, but while we're on the subject, what's my grocery orientation?

1 dozen large eggs
Kalamata olives
Celery
Bag of honey crisp apples
Flavored water
Skim milk
Bananas
Blackberry tea
Diced tomatoes
Fennel seed
Barley
Sourdough English muffins
Cider
(None of these being particularly organic)

EDIT: I forgot the leeks! I did buy two leeks, and a can of chickpeas.
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Postby RedKen99 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:00 pm

I get this topic! IDK if there is a gay diet! But the guys at my school try to eat all kinds of grains, and they WORKOUT at the gym! All the GYM FREAKS are gay guys!

They are not all that handsome, but they have BUNS OF LOVELINESS! :lol:
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Postby crankycurmudgeon » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:28 pm

Screamer wrote:The kid bagging my groceries was really examining some of my choices. which seemed strange 'cause he worked there and they were all on the shelves to look at any time. I didn't ask why, but while we're on the subject, what's my grocery orientation?

1 dozen large eggs
Kalamata olives
Celery
Bag of honey crisp apples
Flavored water
Skim milk
Bananas
Blackberry tea
Diced tomatoes
Fennel seed
Barley
Sourdough English muffins
Cider
(None of these being particularly organic)

EDIT: I forgot the leeks! I did buy two leeks, and a can of chickpeas.


See^ - high fiber.

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Postby furface » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:21 pm

Something tells me this ain't anywhere on the gay diet. Just a hunch.
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Postby Cachasa » Thu May 21, 2009 8:23 pm

lol

That shouldn't be in anybodies diet.
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Postby ispeaktexan » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:23 am

I dont buy anything organic....
& i wouldnt live without steak, grilled chicken, pork ribs, or spaghetti. I dont think thats very healthy, but im not worried right now. I work out & im not exactly muscular more so skinny, but i dont have to worry at the moment. And im a huge carnivore. Dont buy trail mix, or organic food.

Once i bought organic spaghetti, but it was completely accidental....
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Postby catapult » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:47 pm

I went completely vegetarian many years ago and now mostly organic.
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Postby ispeaktexan » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:56 pm

catapult wrote:I went completely vegetarian many years ago and now mostly organic.


I would never be able to do that! Im a huge carnivore, but idk i do have good self control. I would test it out but i dont wanna give up meat haha.
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Re: The gay diet

Postby Marvinteck » Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:04 pm

Fast food and anything that can be nuked in the microwave is the usual on my menu. I buy allot of ready to eat stuff. Alot of processed foods and sugars.
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