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Postby Phoenix6570 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:54 am

^ Whatever floats your boat but what an odd collection. If I ever met a guy that had Nazi dolls I would be a bit freaked out. I just don't see how he doesn't get why people would find such a collection weird.
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Postby jkav » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:55 am

My favorite part was how he had 50-60 dolls, but only 6 of them were gay.
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Postby dracuscalico » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:08 am

rte99 wrote:Another good one:
I love having my bare bottom smacked with a hand or maybe certain implements in any position. I have a very pert little bottom. I live fairly central and should be moving to the Temple Bar area in a few weeks.

Spanked by a man - fee (see below)
Spanked by a man with a woman present (eg your wife?) - no fee

Email me if you are interested in hiring me so that you can act out your fantasies. Perhaps just one time if you like ... or maybe we could build up an ongoing friendship.

I will reply to all friendly, chatty emails.

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Please tell me how much you're willing to pay for this service. I'm not just doing it for the money - I genuinely love it - but a boy has to pay his rent! I don’t want to rip anyone off here and intend to charge less than an escort would charge, though it depends because I’m fairly new to this.

If you can arrange for a woman to watch, I'll do it for free!

Ben


It's probably Ben from Make me a Supermodel. He and Ronnie must not have hooked up after all..... :P
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Postby dracuscalico » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:20 am

The Nazi doll guy is out of his mind. He might have victims(bar dates) buried in his basement...

"you're being mean to me, the dolls don't like you, now you must die!"...

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Postby chidiver » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:56 am

OMFG! :shock:

The photo of all the "action figures" in the box is very creepy.


Another Craig's List dating gem:

You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. - m4w
Date: 2008-08-14, 8:58AM CDT


I shouted "fu** the police"...you made the black panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Let's chat after you make bail.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/796258913.html
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Postby Cajun » Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:38 am

chidiver wrote:OMFG! :shock:

The photo of all the "action figures" in the box is very creepy.



Not to mention the quote below the picture:

here's a bunch of guys in a cardboard box before i hide them - i have to hide them when my family comes to visit, or else they'll think i am retarded.

i buy metal stands to hold them up, so they don't fall over.
i also get special hats for certain guys.

i like to keep them looking fancy.

i really like my action figures, but i face a lot of prejudice from people -- i bring gay guys home from bars and then they see my doll collection and they don't like me any more.

and on the other end, my fellow doll collectors don't like me because i am gay.


Ah yes, the man of my dreams has arrived............. :shock:
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Postby nimby » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:03 am

My all time favourite:


"SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological
torture, tepid sex, and codependency.

I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.
I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall
Tucker Band's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to
appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts,
and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.

Im 32 but look 40 and feel 60.

You are a whiney, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement
and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile
when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had.

Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but
now want to take it slow with me.

My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*t-hole bar while
you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming
match.

I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with
regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into
booze and pills.

No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.

Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash
mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please."
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Postby Phoenix6570 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:52 am

^ Ok with a post like that it really makes you wonder if he actually expects people to respond. The real scary thing though is the people that actually want to meet him :shock:
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Postby nimby » Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:07 pm

You'd be surprised how many replies I got.
8) NAWWWW. Just kiddin'.
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Postby dracuscalico » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:16 pm

His ad is tongue in cheek commentary on the dating scene..
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Postby nimby » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:49 pm

Or how about this one...

Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...."


Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society inquiring about a black Lab puppy.
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Postby chidiver » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:31 pm

Reply to: sale-896810191@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-28, 12:02PM CDT


I am moving and I would like to sell my fingernail collection. They are clean, no odor, and guaranteed not to have any toe nails since people who collect toenails are just sick.
Shoot me an offer, could be considered Guinness Record Holding collection. Weighs about 4 ounces, cleaned and sanitized pickle glass jar.
Sprinkle a few on your friends pizza...ah...good times!




* Location: Oconomowoc
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/for/896810191.html
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Postby Texas_Thang » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:36 pm

OCONOMOWOC?!?

LMAO. Toenails, they're FILTHY. LOL.
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Postby Phoenix6570 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:58 pm

At FoodLand. Your nose was bleeding. - m4w - 37 (Welland)
Reply to: pers-866891553@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-04, 11:35PM EDT


"You are a stunning blond, about 4'2" with a large forehead and receding hairline.

You wore a white baseball cap that said "Thug Life" on it in plastic diamonds, a BINGO 4 LIFE t-shirt and black pleather pants.

Your nose was bleeding and there was the cutest little bit of coke dusted on your upper lip.

You yelled "You ain't got no pancake mix!" to the girl at the checkout, threw some candy bars at her and stormed out.

You looked like an angel.

Please...if you by some miracle of God read this message...please contact me. I've got all the pancake mix you need.




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Postby backpacker » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:59 pm

I was on craigslist looking at rental listings and I saw the rants and raves section. There are some people with lots of time on their hands but they did make me laugh a few times reading them.
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Postby jkav » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:55 pm

Only two dozen or so words. This is definitely the shortest/creepiest ad I've ever seen.

Missed Connections wrote:This is a long shot .. but we spent some time together this weekend during the family reunion .. and I thought there might have been a connection. What do you think? If so .. let me know.


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Postby nimby » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:54 pm

Reply to: pers-1007823954@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-25, 8:53PM PST



We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…



Link to post on Craigslist: To the woman that crapped in my car…
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Re: I found this on Craig's List

Postby Phoenix6570 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:52 pm

My sister sent this to me the other day.... little does she know I'm gay. All I have to say is if more football parties were like this I think I would be into football much much more :P

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/stp/2166264247.html

Naked Superbowl Party - mm4mm - 32 (Colo Springs)
Date: 2011-01-17, 10:18PM MST
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Hello MEN
Come hang out and enjoy the game with some great company. Come anytime before the game and just chill out and enjoy some male bonding. Stay afterward and make it a long day of being a couch potato or play cards or other board games. Just come hang out and make yourself as comfrotable as you would like. Bring foot ball food, beer, soda or anything you'd like to snack on during the game. Naked but non-sexual
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Re: I found this on Craig's List

Postby Gaydudelaf » Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:46 pm

Phoenix6570 wrote:My sister sent this to me the other day.... little does she know I'm gay. All I have to say is if more football parties were like this I think I would be into football much much more :P

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/stp/2166264247.html

Naked Superbowl Party - mm4mm - 32 (Colo Springs)
Date: 2011-01-17, 10:18PM MST
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Hello MEN
Come hang out and enjoy the game with some great company. Come anytime before the game and just chill out and enjoy some male bonding. Stay afterward and make it a long day of being a couch potato or play cards or other board games. Just come hang out and make yourself as comfrotable as you would like. Bring foot ball food, beer, soda or anything you'd like to snack on during the game. Naked but non-sexual
Reply for address and directions.
more info and more events at organicmen(dot)org

* Location: Colo Springs
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


OMG Thats hot!
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Re: I found this on Craig's List

Postby nimby » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:01 pm

I've seen similar ads like that, where guys just want to get naked and hang out. No sex, but maybe some cuddling, kissing and body contact. Not sure what to think of those.
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Postby Gaydudelaf » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:21 pm

There was one here in Yuma where they were looking for a naked handy man.
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Re: I found this on Craig's List

Postby nimby » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:42 am

Hmmm... I'm handy. I could do dat. :D
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